If I Were A Muslim

With recent events I thought it time to post this.

If I were a Muslim, and raised in Indonesia, I would see the U.S. as a pariah, believing it to be a cancer on the world.

If I were a Muslim, I would believe “the most beautiful sound is the morning Muslim call to prayer”.

If I were a Muslim, I would believe that I needed to “fundamentally change the fabric of this great nation”.

If I were a Muslim, I would come to the U.S. on a student visa and learn on a liberal campus how to become a community organizer.

If I were a Muslim, I would befriend an unrepentant terrorist and even goes as far as to announce my run for the White House, in his home.

If I were a Muslim, I would attend a radical church where the preacher believes that a terrorist attack on our soil is “our chickens coming home to roost”.

If I were a Muslim, I would run for the highest position in the free world and set out to divide and destroy the core values that made that nation strong.

If I were a Muslim, I would label any oppositional speech as “hate speech” and anyone with contrary thinking as “a threat to peace”.

If I were a Muslim, I would insert myself into a false narrative of police brutality so I could have my Justice Department declare local police forces unfit and push for a “Federal Police Force”, like the SS was for the German government.

If I were a Muslim, I would downplay all terrorist attacks by calling them “work place violence”, or “mass shootings”, so I could take guns away from law abiding citizens and leave them even more vulnerable.

If I were a Muslim, I would make this country’s military the smallest it has been since before WWII, all while making the U.S. look weak to it’s allies and rivals.

If I were a Muslim, I would pull our military out of Iraq against all military council and create a vacuum where Radical Islamic Terrorist could use our discarded weapons to take over large amounts of land.

If I were a Muslim, I would play down the threat of ISIS, even calling them “a j.v. team”, to give them more time to achieve their “Caliphate”.

If I were a Muslim, I would tell the world that “Climate Change is the largest threat that our world faces”, even as ISIS is beheading Christians, raping children and enslaving women.

If I were a Muslim, I would make a deal with the worlds largest state sponsor of terror giving them 150 billion dollars to promote more Jihad.

If I were a Muslim, I would only call ISIS ISIL, because by doing so it does not recognize Israel’s legitimacy as a sovereign nation.

If I were a Muslim, I would bring 100,000 Syrian refugees into our country even though every official tasked to protect this nation says there is no real way to vet these refugees, and has advised against it.

If I were a Muslim, I would announce that our borders are open, and through Executive Actions, all that enter our country will be free from prosecution.

If I were a Muslim, I would double our national debt and print 85 billion dollars a month that is dumped it into the stock market, for years, to give the illusion that I had fixed he economy.

If I were a Muslim, I would ruin our health care system, thus causing a third of our economy to collapse, so the dollar looses value and our economy falters.

If I were a Muslim, I could not use the term “Radical Islamic Terrorist”, instead I would muddy the waters by calling them typical “thugs and killers”.

If I were a Muslim, I would profess, “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction”.

If I were a Muslim, I would do all of these things and then find a way to suspend elections so I could finish my work.

That’s what I would do, if I were a Muslim.

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